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Interested in more Christmas fun? Want more Christmas humor? Try these Christmas jokesquotesand riddles perfect for all Santa lovers.
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Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas.